What Confucious would say...

When you change a diaper, and it smells REALLY bad. . . throw it out. -M.D Norton
If you think you're lost. . . think you're not.
When you're with a little girl and she is screaming REALLY loud. . . throw her out. -M.D Norton
If it appears to be closed . . . go in anyway, what's the worst thing that could happen?
When you want ice cream . . . (for crying out loud!) go get some ice cream.
If you miss the bus. . . start walking.
When you think so. . . you better say so.
If you have really miserable cramps. . . take pain relievers.
When someone elderly gets on the bus. . . give him/her your seat.
If you smile. . . you will have to be happy, eventually :)
When someone wants to talk. . . listen.
If you need money from the ATM but forgot the card. . . . you'll figure out how to not need it anymore.
When you realize how little time you have left. . . all of a sudden time starts to matter.
If your sister is getting married and you can't be there. . . Skype in!
When your sister is getting married during class. . . get a substitute.
If you need help . . . ask for it.
When you leave you're bed net open all night. . . you're going to get eaten alive.
If you set a goal for yourself. . . you have to try to accomplish it. It won't accomplish itself.
When in doubt. . . take a picture.
If it's 100% humidity outside. . . you're going to wet ALL DAY LONG.
When you throw something away, that you wish you hadn't... Retrieve it. Dumpster Dive. Do what it takes. Absolutley.
If you're full and cannot possibly eat any more... keep eating.
When you're tired. . . go to bed.


Hao le.
Wan an.